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Which Gremlin is you favorite?
50%
7 deviants said Gizmo (Hero of both films)
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3 deviants said I Haven't seen the films.
14%
2 deviants said Brain (Voiced by Tony Randall)
7%
1 deviant said Greta (Flirty girl)
7%
1 deviant said Mohawk (Became Spider)
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No deviants said Stripe (Villain of the first film)
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No deviants said Lenny (derpy one)
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No deviants said George (Looks like Edward G. Robinson)
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No deviants said Daffy (crazy one)
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No deviants said Other (please comment)
Quark the Gentleman
Yes, this is a meme parody. Drew this years ago. Not sure why I never posted it. I think I was trying to get it onto a Shirt or something.

Star Trek copyright Paramount. Fair Use.
Art by me.
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Favorite Rogue One Character (and Why)
50%
3 deviants said Robot with the attitude (comment for why)
17%
1 deviant said Girl with the dad (comment for why)
17%
1 deviant said Guy with the Gun (comment for why)
17%
1 deviant said Other (comment for who and why)
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No deviants said Guy with the Robot (comment for why)
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No deviants said Guy with the Force (comment for why)
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No deviants said Guy with the goggles (comment for why)
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No deviants said Bad guy with the problems (comment for why)
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No deviants said Bad guy with the wrinkles (comment for why)
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No deviants said Bad guy with the lightsaber (comment for why)
Grump - No Puppet! - 2016
Walter is hilarious for entertainment, but I don't want to put him in charge of my local Wal-Mart, let alone the USA. :D
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GO VOTE ON NOVEMBER 8th!
IT'S YOUR RIGHT AND RESPONSIBILITY.

I can't tell you who to vote for, but I can tell you that you're throwing a lot away if you don't vote at all.
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It's been over a year since my informative (if unwanted) journal post about poop.
This time I'm wiping my butt with the blueprints of crappy restroom cliches that need to be flushed away for good.
So let's step into some of the worst (non-biological) things ever to be found in in a restroom!

1. Toilet Paper "limiters"
You ever meet someone who was just the most stingy cheap miserly type?
Put that person in charge of designing a restroom, and you can bet they'll install one of these devices of frustration.
Basically, it's a toilet paper bar that forces the roll to stop suddenly after about 1/2 turn, forcing you to tear off 1 or 2 sheets at a time. Which is fin if you're dabbing a runny nose, but not if you're using toilet paper for what it's primary purpose is. Perhaps the intention of this device is more of a safety, as if the user was a bored cat that just unravels ribbons of TP to the floor, wasted? The thing is, a person is going to use however much they need until the job is done, so all this does is make it frustrating to get toilet paper and make your bathroom trip longer than necessary. No money and no trees were saved, and you only make your customers (or house guests) hate you.

2. The door nobody wants to fix

This is sometimes the fault of poor construction, poorly installed stalls, or poor stall design, but usually it's just because it's broken... I'm talking about that broken stall door. The one that swings both ways, the latch that won't line up, or some other way of just not functioning as a closing/locking door. Sometimes a half@$$ed attempt to "repair" to door has been made by adding a tiny $1 bolt (that almost never meets up properly). Nobody Often leaving you to rig it closed, fidget to get it locked, or just doing without entirely and hoping nobody walks in on you. 

3. Massive Crack
No, not that crack... the one in the door big enough to fit a finger through that makes you wonder why they put up "privacy" stalls in the first place.

4. Whispering faucets
The same water feature as in a Barbie doll house shower, in an effort to save water, these trickling trifles barely wet the hands at all and take forever to get soap off. Just takes longer and still uses the same water. Same as the other limiter in #1.

5. Robo-everything
Let's be fair, touch-free dispensers are awesome. Dispensing everything from water, to soap, to paper towels, and hot air. It's all a very convenient... til the batteries die and there is no manual option. Have you learned nothing from that dumb@$$ suffocation scene in West World?

6. Baby bowl
For the love of crap, who are these tiny toilets for!?! Here's a tip: If your butthole and your urethra can't both fit over the same hole at once, that's your hint that the toilet you've installed is for hobbits. Another hint: If the bowl is round and not egg shaped, you're doing it wrong. Except maybe for aliens?

7. Knee Paper and Diagonal seat
If you know me, you know I'm not a violent person. But if there were ever someone deserving of a punch in the gut, it's whoever bolts the toilet paper dispenser perpendicular to the toilet seat. As if it were not hard enough to bend over to reach up underneath the dispenser to get flimsy toilet tissue. The fact that you have to sit DIAGONALLY on the toilet (making even a good bowl feel like a Baby Bowl) because the toilet paper is occupying the space where your leg should be while there is plenty of space on that wall and it could have easily been placed 1 foot higher is absolutely THE WORST.

8. The No Flow and the bananna hole
Low flow = no flow. I prefer a toilet that can move waste away quickly and efficiently, not one where the water kisses it on the way down the drain without it, forcing you to get the plunger on even the tiniest of visits. To worsen it, some toilets have an oddly shaped drain hole that it almost impossible to plunge.

Honorable mentions:
A. Paying to use the toilet (This one may be new to people who live in the US, where it's free to pee and poo in a public restroom. Many countries have outdoor stalls with coin slots to unlock the door, or when you're at a store/restaurant, there is a cleaning attendant who takes your money before you go in. I get it, keep the vagrants out, keep the toilets clean all day, but seriously... It's a natural function and sometimes you just don't have the cash on you. No wonder so many people in Europe just piss in the street).
B. No privacy (Something else that's not too common in the US, trough-style urinals where you stand shoulder to shoulder with other guys with your junk out peeing in the same drain. Even more of a shocker is the unisex toilets that don't have privacy screens... or are just a couple of holes behind the rest stop in the woods.
C. Horrible products or the lack thereof (sandpapery toilet tissue, powder hand soap, thin useless paper towels, and sometimes not even those because they didn't bother to re-stock).
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Mikey
Artist | Student | Film & Animation
United States
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Birthday: November 26, 1986
Current Residence: Disney World (At least that's where my heart is)
Favourite genre of music: Any clean classic-rock or techno, ocremix.org stuff, film soundtrax, theme park music, 8-bit, etc.
Favourite cartoon character: Any furry characters from Stitch + Bolt + Kung Fu Panda & Over the Hedge + Robin Hood + Etc.
Personal Quote: "Lawl" (I've been saying it aloud in Real Life :D )

If you gave a Llama or a favorite, Thanks! (I don't leave thank you notes or return Llamas anymore due to the amount I get each day, but I am very happy you like my work :D )

If you see comments "Hidden by Owner" below, those are just links I leave for myself as reminders that I hide later to save space.
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BlueMario1016 Featured By Owner Nov 26, 2016  Student Digital Artist
Happy Birthday! :party:
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Stitchfan Featured By Owner Nov 30, 2016  Student Filmographer
Thanks :)
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BlueMario1016 Featured By Owner Dec 1, 2016  Student Digital Artist
My pleasure!
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BigMac1212 Featured By Owner Nov 26, 2016  Hobbyist Photographer
Happy birthday!  :cake:
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Stitchfan Featured By Owner Nov 30, 2016  Student Filmographer
Thanks :)
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bubblesishot46853 Featured By Owner Nov 26, 2016
Happy birthday!
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Stitchfan Featured By Owner Nov 30, 2016  Student Filmographer
Thanks :)
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bubblesishot46853 Featured By Owner Dec 1, 2016
No prob.
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katze316 Featured By Owner Nov 26, 2016  Hobbyist General Artist
Happy birthday man!
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Stitchfan Featured By Owner Nov 30, 2016  Student Filmographer
Thank you. :D
Hope you've been doing well.
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